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Buy! Buy! It’s worth it!

If you think the logo is cute, how about showing your love by wearing it (or having your dog eat out of a bowl with it on)? I could invoke pride (you’re now part of the U4E elite), envy (see all the other cool people wearing it), greed (it’s OK to want it), or lust (it’s just soooo sexy) but instead, I’ve made it ultra simple. Just browse the merchandise here and it will be shipped to you pronto. How’s that for enabling sloth?

  • Women’s sizes
  • Pet products
  • Mugs
  • Even baby clothes!